Here are a couple of stupid limericks from me.
Then one of their bastards stole a couple of cigarette lighters.
He gave them to freezing cave men, then pathetic and weak.
For this the Gods nailed the bastard's guts to a barren peak.
But eventually they freed him, proving there is hope for us ordinary blighters.
who only cared about money and nookie.
Then he met a rich girl named Leia,
and a kid who was destined to be a play-a.
The final action surely bankrupted the local bookie.